- What?
- ....
- I said what!
- You asked "what," not said.
- Are you going to answer?
- What?
- Just what I said!
- I guess you mean, just what you... oh, never mind.
- ....
- ....
- So?
- Are you talking to me?
- Why?
- 'Cause there's no one else here.
- How do you know that?
- Exactly, that's my point. See, we usually look at the outside, and then we assume things about the inside. Take that bottle for example. It has a label that says whiskey. We assume that if we drink its content, we're gonna feel better inside. Actually, it is what we feel. But if you ask a doctor...
- What?
- Are you going to stop it with this "what?" We don't know each other, but you asked me six questions already.
- Are you a mathematician?
- And this is the seventh one.
- So, you are a mathematician.... Anyway, I'm a doctor.
- I told you, I don't know you. And I don't want to know you. Anyway, what's your name, doc?
- No, it's Doug.
- Hi, Doug! What's up?
- I'm so tired of this joke.
- I didn't say - "what's up Doug?"
- It's what I've heard.
- Again, you are making assumptions about evr...
- I told you, I'm a doctor.
- Doctors should make diagnoses, not assumptions.
- It's the same substance, just different terminology. And since we've touched the subject, what's in your glass?
- Wow, you are keeping it up with the questions, doc. It feels like I'm having a visit.
- Don't worry. Just go to the bottom and you'll feel better.
- Literally?
- Drink!
- OK, ok. But remember that this is not a visit, you are not going to ask for my insurance card, and I'm not going to...
- So, what's your name?
- Phew! That burns.
- Yeah, I hate it too when they put too much pepper in the Bloody Mary. So, Phew, do you want another one?
- Yeah, you got me going now.
- See, this might save you a visit to the doctor, Phew.